Total Medals Earned: 1,763 (From 353 different games.) Total Medal Score: 25,110 Points
Medals Earned: 9/12 (120/320 points)
Create a shape with 4 corners.
Create a shape with 5 corners.
Create a shape with 6 corners.
Create a shape with 7 corners.
Create a shape with 8 corners.
Create a shape with 9 corners.
Create a shape with 10 corners.
Create a shape with 11 corners.
Create a shape with 12 corners.
Create a shape with 13 corners.
Create a shape with 14 corners.
Create a shape with 15 corners.
Medals Earned: 2/28 (10/475 points)
Survive for a total of 60 seconds in a single run
Survive for a total of 5 minutes in a single run
Survive for a total of 10 minutes in a single run
Survive for a total of 15 minutes in a single run
Survive for a total of 20 minutes in a single run
Survive for a total of 25 minutes in a single run
Survive for a total of 30 minutes in a single run
Kill 400 Ringer Enemies
Kill 300 Speeder Enemies
Kill 300 Wall Enemies
Kill 200 Orbiter Enemies
Kill 150 Bomb Enemies
Kill 100 Mother Enemies
Kill 300 Pellet Enemies
Kill 300 Brick Enemies
Kill 200 Blocker Enemies
Kill 150 Bringer Enemies
Purchase the Tough Luck Upgrade
Purchase the Reassurance Upgrade
Purchase the Protection Upgrade
Purchase the Air Control Upgrade
Purchase the Cumbersome Upgrade
Purchase the Split Upgrade
Purchase the Lazy Devs Upgrade
Purchase the Overwhelming Force Upgrade
Purchase the Turnip Seeds Upgrade
Purchase the Swarm Intelligence Upgrade
Medals Earned: 5/5 (120/120 points)
Open the damn door
Often followed by throwing up
Scarf it
I'm not dead yet!
Win
Medals Earned: 10/10 (115/115 points)
Beat Level1
Beat LEvel 2
Beat Level 3
Beat Level 4
Beat Level 5
Beat Level 6
Beat Level 7
Beat Level 8
Beat Level 9
Last more than 150 seconds in challenge mode.
Medals Earned: 8/18 (60/495 points)
clear baby steps
clear around the corner
clear ssszzss
clear jump the gap
clear dotted line
clear sharp landing
clear snek
clear long way around
clear 3 leaf clovers
clear passing through
clear hole in the wall
clear perfect lasagna
clear lilypads
clear sharp edges
clear stick to the wall
clear two-lane traffic
clear bonk
clear crisscross
Medals Earned: 9/30 (45/500 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
Complete level 9
Complete level 10
Complete level 11
Complete level 12
Complete level 13
Complete level 14
Complete level 15
Complete level 16
Complete level 17
Complete level 18
Complete level 19
Complete level 20
Complete level 21
Complete level 22
Complete level 23
Complete level 24
Complete level 25
Complete level 26
Complete level 27
Complete level 28
Complete level 29
Complete level 30
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/205 points)
Complete level 40
Complete level 50
Complete level 60
Medals Earned: 8/10 (160/310 points)
Begin your Stepford experience
Pet Stepford once
Pet Stepford 10 times
Pet Stepford 100 times
Pet Stepford 8 times in 1 second
Activate hammer mode
Bonk Stepford
Enter the milk dimension
Pet Stepford 1000 times
Pet Stepford 10000 times
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Find an empty stall
Medals Earned: 3/3 (130/130 points)
Watch the intro
SPOILER
Saved the world from a hipster apocalypse