Total Medals Earned: 1,763 (From 353 different games.) Total Medal Score: 25,110 Points
Medals Earned: 6/6 (100/100 points)
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
Medals Earned: 4/6 (50/110 points)
Play Pico Party
Call A Friend
Let In A Faker
Buy Pizza
Failed To Host A NG Party
Beat The Game
Medals Earned: 5/5 (220/220 points)
Play the game for the first time!
Destroy a trash can/cone
Get at least 100 dollars
Get at least 25 Pizzas!!
Win the game
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/30 points)
Die for the first time
Beat the game without dying
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/110 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/325 points)
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (150/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 4/11 (200/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (35/35 points)
View all art peices
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/25 points)
You beat a puzzle and unlocked the art!
You saw the whole story!